Abigail Breslin Is Not Blind Or Deaf Enough To Play Helen Keller
That's what an advocacy group called The Alliance for Inclusion in the Arts screamed after they heard Abigail Breslin is going to play Helen Keller in The Miracle Worker on Broadway. They are shitting...
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With his most valuable possessions in tow, Todd Palin finally quit that bitch. - IWannaBeMonicaBellucci Runners-up: "I done told ya three times, already, Becky Lee! It was a "One Day Only" sale! If...
View ArticleCharo Brings Her "Sexy Sexy" To The Wendy Williams Show
When I grow older and eventual turn into a 69-year-old Spanish woman with a high ponytail and one good cuchi cuchi shakin' dress (it's inevitable), I want to thrust and bust my shit just the way Charo...
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Like something out of The Mangina Monologues, Ken Dahl, the blossom that sprouted up when Missy Elliot dropped her seed on one of Funheart Bear's ovaries, gives you a reason to be thankful that they...
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